taking a piss got a little wierd
so I was walking to the bus stop, and I went into the forest to take a leak, and I started hearing leaves moving and I thought the dog follwed me.

Instead a fucking moose popped out no more than 50 ft away from me. I just stared and almost sprayed my shoe.

It walked away, then came back, and looked at me.

I zipped up and the sound scared it and it ran away.

I hear they sometimes charge people.

It would have sucked to run with my pants down.