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taking a piss got a little wierd [12 Apr 2006|11:17am]
so I was walking to the bus stop, and I went into the forest to take a leak, and I started hearing leaves moving and I thought the dog follwed me.

Instead a fucking moose popped out no more than 50 ft away from me. I just stared and almost sprayed my shoe.

It walked away, then came back, and looked at me.

I zipped up and the sound scared it and it ran away.

I hear they sometimes charge people.

It would have sucked to run with my pants down.
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